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Our Quality Shows Through.

When you shop with us, you're shopping with a company that takes quality seriously. Making shirts that do not disintegrate after you wear them just a handful of times is very important to us. We want you to love these shirts and to come to us for all of your t-shirt needs. You may be trying our shirts for the very first time, and that's okay. We know you'll be back because no one else strives to make their customer base as happy as we do. We stand by our shirts with a 100% satisfaction guarantee. The shirts you buy from us are going to be with you for a long time, because everything about our shirts screams "quality." the designs won't crack or peel, the shirts won't fall apart. Order from us, and you're ordering you new favorite t-shirt: thick, comfortable, and with you for the long haul.

I have found something I really want to buy, but I don't have a debit card OR a credit card to order online with. Do you accept mail-in purchases with Money Orders?

We definitely want your business! We understand that not everyone has a credit or debit card, so we will definitely take your order with a money order! Here's how...
  1. Choose the shirts you want to get, choose the sizes of those shirts, and choose what color you want those shirts to be. Email us by following THIS LINK and tell us all of that information, plus your intent to buy with a mailed payment via money order.
  2. Once we get your email with your information, we'll email you right back! Ours will be an invoice that includes your total cost after compiling shirt and shipping fees. It will also include our address to ship your payment to.
  3. When you get your email, print it out! This will be your order form. Include a money order for the total amount, including shipping. Put that in an envelope addressed with the address we supplied on your invoice email and give it to your postman. We'll ship those shirts of yours out as soon as we get your mail in hand!

When I add products to my order, the shopping cart stays empty!

Our shopping cart system requires that you have "cookies" enabled in whatever browser you are using. If you are having this problem, then the security settings are far too high for us to process your order through the browser you are using. That will definitely have to change. Fix the problem by going to the "tools" tab in your browser, clicking on "options", and then navigating to the "privacy" tab to enable cookies (instructions). Or, you can always call your order in at 1-888-687-4478 6am to 9pm CST.

How large is a large/how small is a small?

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I Am Having Problems With The Shopping Cart Accepting My Credit Card

The most probable cause is that the information entered into the "Billing Information" fields do not match the card issuer's billing information. Review this first. If your order is still not going through properly, then you can consult these simple four steps to try to rectify the problem.
  1. You probably should go back to the billing address and give it one more hard look. This is almost always the point of concern and you might save yourself a lot of time by looking again.
  2. If you have moved from one address to another in recent memory, your bank or credit company may not have your new address in their system. Try using your previous billing information.
  3. Still getting a rejected from our cart? Perhaps you should try a different card.
  4. We are an American-based company and have a Toll Free number for American residents. This number is 1-888-687-4478. You can call for help between the Central Time Zone based hours of 9am and 6pm.

Does this company have standards when it comes to my privacy?

Our only priority is making your shirts that you ordered and sending them to you as fast as possible. Your information is not used again after that transaction is complete, and you will never catch us selling your info to other companies. We...HATE...spammers.

How long does it take for you to actually put my package in the mail?

Happy customers are the most important thing to us around these parts, and extremely quick shipments make our customers happy. You can expect shipments to go out within 24 hours of paying for your shirts. We are here, busy as bees from the hours of 7 o'clock in the morning to 3 o'clock in the afternoon Central Standard Time. We do not work on federally sanctioned holidays, nor on Saturdays and Sundays. If you happen to place your order with us on one of these days our doors are not open, then we will be making your order the very next shipping day available. If you order on Thanksgiving, then your order will be going out on the following Monday. We pride ourselves on keeping a fully stocked warehouse here, and the vast majority of the orders that come in are ready to be made and shipped quickly. We scarcely ever need to order supplies for an order to be completed, but if we do it usually only takes a couple of days for us to restock and ship your order. If that happens, it may take up to 2 more days to get your shirts in the mail. Once the mail carrier gets your shirts, you will get them as fast as that postman can run to your door.

There are many shipping options, all with different costs, when you are considering how fast you need your order delivered. Need it by the weekend? You should probably choose something other than our standard shipping choice.

We have Standard, Expedited, and Express Shipping available for everyone who orders within the Continental United States.

  1. Our Standard option will suit most needs, as it arrives to your door in a very speedy 3-8 work days.
  2. Expedited shipping will take 2 to 3 business days to arrive.
  3. For those with no time to spare, our Express option will zip your order to your door in a break-neck speed of 1-2 working days.
NOTE! If you are ordering from the states of Hawaii or Alaska, then your shipment will come to you through Priority Mail, which will be 5-10 work days. These are only shipping estimates, and cannot take into consideration mail delays with the Post Office or rare processing issues during the infrequent times that supplies are out of stock for your order. You can choose to give your e-mail address to us when you place your order, and we will e-mail the shipping info to you at the time your order ships. Sorry, but this service is unavailable for Alaska, Hawaii, and orders outside of the U.S.

The countries of Germany, the Netherlands, Finland, Australia, Denmark, New Zealand, N. Ireland, Sweden, Great Britain, Canada, and Norway can all order from us and use our International Shipments option. for those using our International Shipping options, please be patient and allow for 4 to 8 weeks for your order to reach you. This is especially true during the Holiday shipping rush. If you were to contact us with complaints after not getting your shirt within a week of ordering it, we will politely point to this FAQ page and tell you that it takes FOUR to EIGHT weeks for delivery. Even if you do contact us, we cannot locate your package for you once it has been Internationally shipped because we lose the ability to track orders overseas.

It doesn't matter if your shipment is declared as a GIFT, because we are legally liable to reveal the value and the inventory of your shipment to customs. It is also very possible that there will be additional Customs fees associated with your shipment. We have no way of knowing what these charges may be, if any. Contact your local Customs Office with all of your questions concerning this topic.

This company proudly supports the men and women of the U.S. Military. We would be honored if you chose to order our product, and we gladly ship to any APO/FPO military address or installation. Expedited and Express options are not available to APO/FPO addresses and will be shipped via Standard Shipping options. The delivery times listed above do not apply to APO/FPO addresses, as we cannot estimate the delivery times Internationally.

We use USPS Standard Shipping for all orders going to PO BOX addresses. These shipments are usually completed within THREE to FIVE business days.


How secure is the information kept when you get it from customers like me?

If you are having doubts about using your card on the Internet, let me explain the process so that you will feel more secure about it. When you decide you want to buy something, you'll click the tab that says "add to cart." You are then whisked over to a different, secure server that no one has access to, not even the people who work here. When you order is complete, the transaction is handled using Authorize.net, which is where almost all Internet transactions are securely handled. Your information is kept private because no one ever has access to it. Please feel safe ordering from us, and know that if you do feel uncomfortable using your personal information on the Internet, that you can call us TOLL FREE (United States only) at 1-888-687-4478. Please don't hesitate to call if you are living somewhere other than the U.S. You can reach us at 1-731-588-5690.

Restocking Fees On Returns

Sometimes, people return shirts merely because they change their mind and do not want them any longer. Sometimes, shirts are returned and are perfectly well made. If you return your shirts to us for a refund, and there is nothing wrong with the manufacture of those shirts, then you will have to pay a restock charge. Shipment charges are never applicable for a refund.
Order TotalRestocking Fee
$1 - $1000%
$101 - $49920%
$500 - $99930%
$1000+50%

How do your shirts compare to BRAND X? / Are these going to hold up or fall apart after a little bit of wear and tear?

Our competitors buy shirts based on low prices, while we buy shirts based on the best condition out there. All shirts are quality-checked before shipment, so order worry-free your 100% cotton and preshrunk tees.

Can you put the designs for shirts I just bought on the back?

Putting designs on the back of your order will be no issue at all, and we will gladly do it at no additional fee to you. Please make sure you let us know that this is how you want your shirts made, though, by instructing us in the "comments" area of your online order form.
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